AstroLatzer :: 14 Feb - 20 Feb (Valentine's Week...
Aries I wanna fuck Buck Angle. Check it out. Hot, huh? Well, I think so. Anal sex gets so awkward. I mean, you are fucking someone in the ass, the natural habitat of shit, and shit on your dick isn’t nice. Butt sex is never as clean as it is in porn. There’s always a Doberman in the junkyard. So here’s Buck, a hot dude with a ready to slip and slide pussy. The trans community really has me...
Recipe for Disaster :: The Shrek
The Shrek, a Valentine’s Dinner for 1 Special Last Valentine’s day you got a text from a guy you were fucking saying he had crabs and you should probably get to the pharmacy asap for some special shampoo. A fucking text. Classy. This year couldn’t get any less romantic because that would be impossible. Yet you are still alone. Another sea of 365 days has passed with not even the smallest dinghy...
Recipe for Disaster :: The Whiskey Fritter Brunch
Whiskey Fritter Brunch Childhood memories can be bitter. Sometimes it’s been cold for months, the ground is frozen, the trees are gnarled and a hot day seems as far away as the top shelf when your legs have been hacked off at the knee. Childhood memories can be sweet. Sometimes summer feels forever endless, and it’s all loud laughter, snapshots of joy and an affair with contentment. Today is...
I wonder if there is any motion or action perpetrated by humans that, if observed with distance and mystery by a being beyond our comprehension, compares in the slightest to the magic and beauty captured in this video.